Also On the Subject of Cannabis

My rules for smoking:
1: Share. There is no reason to keep that shit to yourself, don't sweat loading a bowl for your friends, if they are anything like mine they will always repay the favor. It's not so expensive. And it is loads more fun to be around your buddies.
2: Always pass left, unless you forget. As they say in that old classic stoner song, pass the dutchie on the left hand side. I don't know why, but it really bugs me when the rotation gets fucked up. But, we have all been so high that we don't even think about it. And in the end, it's not a big deal. I just try to maintain consistency.
3: Don't Bic anyone. Never steal a lighter. Shit is just cruel.
4: Respect the owner of the piece, and the owner of the bud. Usually, whoever packs it gets greens (first hit), but if that person elects said privilege upon someone else, let them choose. Don't be a greedy fuck and grab the piece.
5: Cornerhit. One of the most important rules. Unless you are by yourself, do NOT light the entire bowl. It's the equivalent of shitting in the cereal. You will get nothing but angry glares from the others in the circle. I once had a friend named Steve. He burnt an entire bowl in one hit, in a circle of 5 people. Steve was never heard from again. The preferred method is to burn the edge of the bowl, leaving much greens to be had by all. Yay.
Will continue to update this, but I have to do homework. Bummer, yo.